Bobby Heenan - Phenomenon undervalued

Originally posted 29th September, 2008

I know I really shouldn't, but this time, I really just couldn't help myself. Sorry...

Bobby's latest profile: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/U13454481
Relevant reading: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A41575232

I find it absolutely incredible that there are so called 606 users doubting Bobby Heenan's world-class WUMming talents. Bobby Heenan has not been consistently at doing his best wind-ups for the last few weeks partly due to Bobby repeatedly getting his profiles banhammered, to the eternal credit of the moderation team, who in this are helping make 606 a much better place.

Bobby Heenan is an absolute phenomenon and in my opinion he is talent wise the best WUM in the world. If Bobby Heenan is deployed in his proper role complaining of the link between Pelé and Nelson Mandela and Satan just as how Nick Griffin, Bernard Manning and Fred Phelps do in front of much larger audiences then we really would see Bobby Heenan become an absolute legend and the Daily Mail and BNP would really benefit.

Bobby Heenan's jingoism, arrogance, poor grammar, idiocy and general WUMming is of the highest order and although the likes of hateglazer, spurs_hart_lane and Ar5enalwin have outshone him over the last few weeks I'm not at all convinced that they are superior WUMs to Bobby Heenan. It's like when the likes of Russia, China, Uganda, Cambodia, Nicaragua, Colombia and Iraq were totally outshining Chile's human rights abuse record in the 1970's prior to the 1973 Pinochet Coup and Pinochet had a very poor record of massacring peasants between 1970 and 1973 as Division General and General Chief of Staff. The political purist knew that Augusto Pinochet was far better at killing socialists than the Contras et al and he subsequently proved it with his incredible success with the Caravan of Death and Operation Condor.

Bobby Heenan has the raw talent to really take 606 and indeed, the world by the scruff of the neck and really propel both himself and small-minded bigotry to incredible levels.

Lets not forget Bobby Heenan is the man who took 606 by storm and threatened until his banning to drive everyone absolutely insane single-handedly just as similar to how Augusto Pinochet won the governance of Argentina in 1973.

Bobby Heenan is an absolute phenomenon and I have absolutely no doubts that this bloke can really get banned at least thirty more times this year and if ever there was to be a solution to 606's lack of bigotry then it surely is Bobby Heenan.

We should never under-estimate the phenomenon that is Bobby Heenan and I am just so glad that he posts on 606 and the Arsenal board especially.

Appreciate Bobby Heenan and support him because he is a phenomenon quite unlike

...the original article ended prematurely there. One can only assume he had a massive Thatcher-induced crotch-spasm and collapsed.

I'm amazed at how long this has lasted :)